This afternoon I took Nathan to my community college so I could fill out an application to graduate and also pick up a new student ID. In order to get the ID, I had to go to a computer lab and print out my current schedule to prove I was still taking classes there.
It went about as well as you could imagine bringing a 13 month old into a quiet computer lab full of students to go. The climax was when he farted loudly while struggling to hit random keys on my keyboard.
I bit my tongue intentionally to not laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation, but I really wanted to say "birth control. IT IS IMPORTANT", and then scurry out of the lab.